Crypto Twitter's most honest trader

GigaLarp Cat

"Don't trade crypto. Trade screenshots."

Meet the self-appointed CEO of Crypto Twitter: a stray alley cat who found a gold chain, opened a demo account, and never looked back. He's up a billion percent. He's never made a real trade. He flies private because screenshots don't fit in economy.

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GigaLarp Cat in a private jet
Origin story

From dumpster to diamond hands.

CHAPTER ONE

The alley

Found behind a Binance billboard, chewing on a discarded seed phrase. Adopted a gold chain he definitely did not earn.

CHAPTER TWO

The demo account

Opened a $100,000 practice account, turned it into a $2M screenshot, and never funded a real one. A legend was born.

CHAPTER THREE

The private jet

Rented for one photoshoot. Never left the tarmac. Sunglasses stay on regardless of weather, mood, or lighting.

How it works

Why trade real, when you can trade convincing?

Zero slippage

Every screenshot fills at exactly the price you typed into Paint. No exceptions, ever.

100% green candles

Every chart we've ever cropped has, historically, gone up and to the right.

Diamond hands, guaranteed

Hard to paper-hand a position that only ever existed in a demo account and your camera roll.

Tokenomics

Boringly fair, on purpose.

A fair launch on Pump.fun's bonding curve — no presale, no team allocation, no rented jets included.

Total supply1,000,000,000
Buy tax / Sell tax0% / 0%
ChainSolana
LaunchPump.fun
How to buy

Three steps. Zero Photoshop required.

1

Get a wallet

Install Phantom or Solflare and fund it with a little SOL. No demo account this time — this part's real.

2

Head to Pump.fun

Search for $GLARP, double-check the contract address against our official links, and connect your wallet.

3

Swap & screenshot

Buy, then take a screenshot for the group chat. That part, at least, is tradition.

Roadmap

The master plan.

PHASE 1
Launch & Screenshot Academy

Fair launch on Pump.fun. Free Photoshop tutorials for the community. Cropping techniques taught by the master himself.

PHASE 2
CT domination

Memes, more memes, and a CEO who still hasn't taken his sunglasses off, not even once, not even indoors.

PHASE 3
To the moon (in Photoshop)

A +1,000,000% chart, rendered exclusively in MS Paint, framed, and hung in the cockpit.

FAQ

Questions, answered honestly.

Is GigaLarp Cat an actual trading signal service?

No. It's a meme, the cat has never placed a real trade, and nothing on this site is financial advice.

Did the cat really make a billion percent?

In a demo account, on a Tuesday, according to a screenshot. Draw your own conclusions.

Where's the contract address?

Posted here and on our official Telegram/X the moment we launch. Never trust a CA that only showed up in your DMs.

Is there a presale or team allocation?

No presale, no team bag. Fair launch on Pump.fun's bonding curve, same as everyone else.

Ready to trade screenshots?

Join the Telegram, follow along on X, and never risk real slippage again.

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